Oh Jesus. Youâ€™re harassing us about Rewards again? Give it the fuck up. People either already have Rewards or donâ€™t want Rewards. Rewards has reached critical mass. Thereâ€™s nowhere to go from here but down. Donâ€™t blame us because nobody wants to sign up for your emails. We have filtered your emails to our Spam folder because you keep begging us to pre-order the next Sarah Palin. We donâ€™t want to pre-order Sarah Palin, even if youâ€™re fucking giving it away. Come up with a new idea. This is why you get paid the big bucks while we starve.
This was written by Robert Herring. Posted on Thursday, May 20, 2010, at 1:00 am. Filed under Books. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.