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Oh Jesus. You’re harassing us about Rewards again? Give it the fuck up. People either already have Rewards or don’t want Rewards. Rewards has reached critical mass. There’s nowhere to go from here but down. Don’t blame us because nobody wants to sign up for your emails. We have filtered your emails to our Spam folder because you keep begging us to pre-order the next Sarah Palin. We don’t want to pre-order Sarah Palin, even if you’re fucking giving it away. Come up with a new idea. This is why you get paid the big bucks while we starve.

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