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Now Borders, we realize you’re Up In Michigan and we realize that Michigan is a black hole from which no light or logic can escape. But can you please try to remember that you live in a big country? Four whole time zones big. So when it’s Friday out there in your little hell, it’s still Thursday here in the paradise of California. You keep harassing us about signing people up for your shitty Rewards, but these suckers get frustrated when they can’t use that 25% off coupon on because you’ve all gone to sleep. It’s almost as if you want us to shop at And we are.


  1. “Michigan is a black hole from which no light or logic can escape”


    Since you appear to be from Ann Arbor, I expect you’d have a bit more respect for your home state.


    Saturday, June 19, 2010 at 8:57 pm | Permalink
  2. angrybookseller wrote:

    hey, fuck off, man. you were supposed to be sending an angry gorilla. where’s my fucking angry gorilla?!

    Wednesday, June 23, 2010 at 1:46 am | Permalink

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