I had a dream about Muni the other night. It was scary. The bus, of course, was late. And packed. And going the wrong way. And everybody was wearing a costume. And puking on the seats. And I got off at the wrong stop. And had to walk all the way home. Which is probably what I should’ve done in the first place. But it was a dream. And I was chasing a slutty nurse. Who let me feel her up. And then disappeared onto the bus.